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Is Will Smith Just America in Costume?

Is Will Smith Just America in Costume?

Midlife crisis at the end of an empire.

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Jul 22, 2025
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The Cringe Heard Round the Timeline

I wasn’t trying to watch it.

The clip just popped up

like everything does nowadays

uninvited, algorithm-approved.

Will Smith,

damn near 60,

dressed like he just stepped off the Wild Wild West tour bus,

rapping about how he

“likes pretty girls,

loves pretty girls

vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, lemon…”

I stared at my screen

like i…

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